Spiders Nightclub
a legendary alternative nightclub situated in hull, england. home of cheap drinks, fine women, great music and friendly staff for over 20 years.
joe: “you going to spiders this weekend?”
john: “certainly am”
spiders nightclub: the epicenter of sat-rday night amnesia! a dungeon of air guitarring and lechery.
“mate! its me! from last week at spiders! dont you remember? you talked to me for ages about lego hands!”
” not a clue mate i was f-cking wasted!”
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“spiders nightclub is well good!”
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