spidertasking
like mult-tasking, but with a minimum of 6 tasks going on at any one time.
man: “oh yeah i’m pretty busy, gets a bit much working on so many things at the same time.”
woman: “oh yeah, women are much better at mult-tasking than men”
man: “uh, yeah look, i can mult-task with the best of them, but spidertasking is a whole other world entirely.”
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