Spiderweb Dance
the frantic waving and brushing yourself off and squeeling like a little kid after walking/running in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).
often spotted during early morning runs with nais chidders.
i don’t wanna sound like a broken record but jesus that spider web i ran through was m-ssive this morning! i’m pretty sure i squealed like a b-tch then did the spiderweb dance whilst still running.
the frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).
while taking the garbage out, i walked in to a m-ssive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.
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