Spieves
a spieve is the chocolate chip shaped piece of fecal matter created by shoving an un circ-mcised p-n-s in a dirty -n-s(see capt. paul watson from whale wars).
when you roll the foreskin back the spieve will appear and at this point you will be able to harvest it and put in your favorite candy dish.
the dad billy bob from the show 18 and counting has a bowl of spieves at his bedside after he rams his ugly baby in the dumper.
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