Spiffed


to be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.
bubba, you’re looking spiffed in that burger king uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat…are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
1. “my dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!” or “my roommate spiffed up for his date tonight.”

2. “after four shots and six beers, i was so spiffed i couldn’t stand up.” or “i was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls i was totally spiffed!”
1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
1. “my dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!” or “my roommate spiffed up for his date tonight.”

2. “after four shots and six beers, i was so spiffed i couldn’t stand up.” or “i was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls i was totally spiffed!”
to be swagged, to the level where the word swag is no long swag.
person 1:do you see that girl karlee?
person 2:yeah man, she has swag.
person 1:lol, yeah. sh.. whoa do you see thomas?
person 2:dang that boy is lookin spiffed today.
drunk, completely sh-tfaced
attending to drunk people is no fun at all. the only time it’s fun is if you’re equally as spiffed as your friend.
the action of being spiffy.
man thats spiffed.
to give or receive oral s-x
i got spiffed last night

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