spike a bag
when a super medic-student, also known as a britton, tells a medical provider to perform a basic and routine procedure known to all emts as setting up a line into a bag of saline. also known as stroking a special needs man’s ball sack.
the ambulance crew is with a patient and britton yells to the emt to spike a bag stat!
hey buddy, looks like you have some pressure built up in your groin area. do you need me to spike a bag?
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