Spike Trap
the spike trap is most known as the defense trap.
girl enters center of room. surprise! she is shocked to see 2 parallel lines of nude men around her. they suddenly shuffle slowly in unison inwards to impale her with their ‘spikes’.
girl: “spike trap ahhhh!!’
normally in r-rated versions of the legend of zelda or r-rated versions of tomb raider or stolen in many movies such as star wars. notable life-ending psychological damage to follow her. perfect for heroines who try to go through your dungeon, you the boss.
girl 1: i just got spike trapped…
girl 2: girl 1, i am so sorry!!
man 1: i’m not.
man 2: u mad?
man 3: hahahah
man 4: what have we done?!
man 5: that’s what you get, girl 1… for cheating on me!
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