SpikeTV
a television network whose only good shows are reruns of star trek: the next generation and deep sp-ce nine. a television network that prides itself on s-xism and idiocy.
spiketv claims that it is cool because it’s letting a monkey run its television network during super bowl weekend. that’s been done already in the real world – we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is george bush.
the male answer to the feminist cr-p on lifetime
a real man watches spike!
a tv network, formerly known as the national network, formerly known as the nashville network. they changed their focus c. 2001 to become a “guy’s” network rather than a country network. their keystone programming includes star trek: the next generation, vip, and various wrestling events. this covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). their acquisition of exclusive syndication rights to star trek tng was a major ratings boost.
“i want to make the ultimate guy’s show. it’ll have technology, s-x, and violence all in one package.”
“what will you call it?”
“android kick-f-cking”
“spike tv will be all over that.”
the channel formerly know as tnn. (i think)
“yo jerry…i was just watching spike tv last night.”
“nashville network” version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.
the first network for men. because we know how all men share a brain.
a network for men, once they get rid of those d-mn reality tv shows and show more of the a-team.
two good parts about spike tv are that elimination show and star trek: the new generation.
best. channel. ever. originally known as tnn, then “the new tnn”.
spiketv’s show, mxc, is the funniest show ever.
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