spiky club


the process in which a man shaves his ball sack several days before s-xual intercourse in order to repeatedly slap a woman’s genital area with short, spiky hairs during rapid v-g-n-l penetration. this is generally done to get back at a woman for some undesirable act she has committed herself, as the short, bristly ball sack hairs resulting from just a short time of growth cause a considerable amount of pain, similarly to a cactus or spiky club hitting the woman’s -sshole.
i caught my girl cheating on me the other day, so i decided to give her the spiky club treatment. several days later, i was c-mming while she was crying!

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