SPILF
spastic i’d like to f-ck.
generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful milf hunt in scotland.
“there’s b-gg-r all worth doing round here…”
(spots disabled lady crossing road)
“unless you wanna go for that spilf!”
4 more definitions
standard person i’d like to f-ck
dude jarret toomey is king spilf!!!!!!
acronym for stupid person i like (to) f-ck.
britney spears is so dumb. but so f-cking hot! what a spilf! -drools, and b-n-r comes-
spaniard i’d like to f-ck
he is a spilf
a joint, blunt filled wiht marjuana and tobbaco. may be confused with a regular marijuana filled blunt or joint, the truth is it has tobbaco mixed with it.
“bro we dont have anough weed for a full joint…”well lets roll a spliff”
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