Spimp


1.an abbreviation of “special shrimp.” a processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also spam, spobster, speef, spois gras, spicken, sp-con, and others. it is a perennial favorite of southeast asian juntas and quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.
“shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his spimp elsewhere.” — anonymous thai warlord
a super pimp
that dudes a spimp
the lingering liquid that remains in the recessed rim of a canned beverage after drinking from it. the presence of spimp makes it generally undesirable to share the beverage with somebody else especially being the second to drink from the can.
d-mn, i’m thirsty but didn’t you have s-x with that karen chick last week? i heard she has herpes. you can keep the spimp, i’m heading to the snack shack.
it is a spider/shrimp…better known as a house centipede…
i dont know what that was but i killed it…..it looked like a spider had s-x with a shrimp…..f-cking spimp!
a stoopid -ss pimp
shut up ya frickin’ spimp!
a pimp that is a frickin r-t-rd
david karolinski isnt a spimp, just a r-t-rd

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