spinal fart


an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarr-ssed or proud depending on the audience but won’t matter because you feel double relief.
my chiropractor suggested that i eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade d beef to give me spinal farts because he’s tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.

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