Spindel
one who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.
after stealing my wallet the spindel responds with: “i can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. or i can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. so either way i’m going to end up loseing, so i might as well choose the path that is better for me.”
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