Spinny Dave


1. the act of getting naked and wearing rollerskates, sneaking up on someone, stripping them, turning them upside-down, placing rollerskates on thier hands, then -n-lly raping them in the piledriver position whislt spinning around on the skates and singingdead or alive’s “you spin me right round (like a record, baby)”

2. the man who was born with wheels where his feet should be, most notably -ssociated with sticky ricky.
1. mate, did you haer about matty g? he got full on spinny daved the other night!

2. did you hear that sticky ricky and spinny dave were at drunken bridge hill last night?

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