Spinxter


a previously unknown berf c-n-l from which h-m-s-xuals can give birth, most commonly, to gerbils (one case of a ringing cell phone has been reported).

the spinxter is located directly behind the taint. commonly confused with sphincter, brown eye, chocolate starfish or rosebud.

also spelled as “speenxter”
you talked about one man who had a cell phone that had to be removed from his spinxter —

yes, and i stand by my comments. that’s what was told to me, that while they were trying to remove it, the phone rang.

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