spiraled ham
identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare -ss against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by sh-tting while you are doing it.
i went to give a pressed ham to these -ssholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. thankfully i had some maintenance wipes with me.
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