Spiritual Allotment
a prosaic name for the toilet.
men who don’t have access to a private outdoor sp-ce will often repair to the wc for a bit of peace and quiet.
woman: you were in the toilet a long time. are you constipated again?
man: no i just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
woman (mutters under breath): that’s why it smells like manure in there then.
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