spiritual masterbation


1) people who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) people who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
tova: i asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
varda: i wish they would stop with their spiritual m-st-rb-t–n for a once to actually do their job!

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