spiritual rapture
spiritus raptus:
1- an expression of p-ssion or ecstacy
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: sartre’s definition of being, ref: being and nothingness c. 1965
4- the final -ssumption of christians (oh sh-t, not another) into heaven
see: end of day’s: but only after satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circ-msised) disembowling / gl-ss shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man’s man tool of an angelic lardon! see: end of day’s again (sober)
see: the devil’s by ken russell (not sober)
note: sr is not to be -ssociated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don’t see: huffing (it’s played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
in the preparation of jesus, mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy joey from brooklyn. -spiritus raptus my d-ck, yo!
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- first-world starving
the state of being super hungry when there’s nothing available to eat but lots of food you don’t feel like eating. “man, i’m hungry! what do we have in the house?” “oh, there’s pasta, soup, a whole loaf of bread -” “nah, that all sounds terrible. g-d, i’m first-world starving!”
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fear of being fisted “omg jenni does not have fistaphobia! what a wh-r-!”
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to get f-cked or oral s-x, can only be yelled from a p-ssing car to predistrians fix my sink mar f-cker