spit and bounce
verb-meaning -for a guy to get naked with some random girl on a random tuesday and after his orgazm he gets the fuq outa there.
“you mean on a random tuesday your going to come up in my bed and spit and bounce on my -ss?”
“hey, we need to pull over in this field real quick cause i need to spit and bounce ,cause i need to get home.”
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