Spit Bubble
it is when you form a bubble of spit on your tongue and blow it off with just the right wind speed that it doesn’t pop. the bubble then lands on a surface but does not go more then a few seconds before succ-mbing to a puddle of saliva.
johnny can now blow spit bubbles on command without any trouble. because as a child the dumb f-ck swore so much that the dishsoap his mom used to rinse his mouth out with permanently fixated itself in his saliva.
normal person: aw f-ck man how long have you been blowing those on my food?
normal person 2: you know when you complained about somehow getting herpes?
normal person: yea but that was a month ago…
normal person 2: …
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