when a guy and a girl are trying to have s-x and the guy has to spit to lube her up because presumably she is not turned on or wet
“dude last night blew, i had to spit start with the girl i brought home”
“ooo that must have been embar-ssing!”
- 1 11 scale
the scale that is universally right and superior to 1-10 scale typical score of 9 is most commonly used to define a beautiful woman/man. d-mn this girl is 9/11 ! whoa i like the 1-11 scale, that is superior to 1-10 scale !
- tommy goggles
also known as tom goggles is the act of placing one t-st-cl- in each eye of the victim. tom goggles is not to be confused with a roman helmet where the direction of the p-n-s is pointing down the bridge of the nose. tommy goggles is a form of teabagging. after that noscope snipe, i […]
plowed in the batty by an elephant trunk. my cousin just got noshed in india… b–st–lity.
no words to say. justin bieber was in hopoloulou when they asked him if he still liked selena gomez.
- keepin it 2100
when your girl trusts you enough to let you c-m inside her for the 1st time. it’s a play on the phrase “keepin it 100” and comes the theme song from the mickey mouse clubhouse where they say “come inside, it’s fun inside.” m.m.c. in roman numerals is 2100 josh: my girls keeps it 100 […]