when a guy and a girl are trying to have s*x and the guy has to spit to lube her up because presumably she is not turned on or wet
“dude last night blew, i had to spit start with the girl i brought home”
“ooo that must have been embar*ssing!”
- 1 11 scale
the scale that is universally right and superior to 1-10 scale typical score of 9 is most commonly used to define a beautiful woman/man. d*mn this girl is 9/11 ! whoa i like the 1-11 scale, that is superior to 1-10 scale !
- tommy goggles
also known as tom goggles is the act of placing one t*st*cl* in each eye of the victim. tom goggles is not to be confused with a roman helmet where the direction of the p*n*s is pointing down the bridge of the nose. tommy goggles is a form of teabagging. after that noscope snipe, i […]
plowed in the batty by an elephant trunk. my cousin just got noshed in india… b**st**lity.
no words to say. justin bieber was in hopoloulou when they asked him if he still liked selena gomez.