spit take
a visual gimmick used in film and on stage where a person is surprised or taken aback by another’s actions or words while drinking, and spits or sputters that liquid.
“he did a spit take when she told him she was pregnant.”
a reaction upon hearing/seeing something humorous/suprising, where a person eating or drinking spits out their food or beverage. the term derives from a mix spit-take and bukkake. “spittake” is pr-nounced “spi-ta-kay”.
after seeing a particularly funny post, blivy spittaked coca-cola all over her computer screen.
1) an action a person who laughs when drinking does. rather than choking, they spit the liquid out in a plume.
2) an action. a person who spits a loogie and lets it hang…before sucking it back in.
3) a street-fighting technique.
4) a troll who spits out a provocative/annoying post and then takes it back as a joke.
1) drew carey had a spit-take
2) “man, you see that? he spit-taked a 3 foot loogie!”
3) to spit in someones eye as a diversionary tactic.
4) “u suxxior!!!1!” and then after being a victim of a flame post, says “it was a joke!”
the state of being so aroused that one attempts to m-st-rb-t- using only their spit as lubricant. this is often a joking term and rarely involves actually masturbating.
the common representation of a spit take would involve yelling your crushes name then pretending to spit in your own hand.
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