spite shit


v. the act of deficating with malice and intent; sh-tting in a spiteful manner; premeditated p–ping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. the actual sh-t left as a display by the spiteful sh-tter; a dump left behind as a message,”go f-ck yourself!”
“…some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. i think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what i’d call a spite sh-t.”

the b-m spite sh-t in will ferrell’s red prius.
-other guys
when one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another’s life.
charles: officer gamble audited me the other day.
ethan: oh yea? what a pr-ck! he doesn’t even work for the irs!
charles: i know right? i’m going to take a spite sh-t right on the driver’s seat of his prius.

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