Spite Tip
when you are mistreated, given bad service, or get in a fight with a tip-able employee. you aggressively over-tip out of anger to show that you are better than the person serving you and to make them feel like a lower life-form…a complete loser.
“the cab driver got mad when i tried to pay with a credit card, angrily whining and saying “i need my money now and they take a cut when you do that.” so i gave him a $20 spite tip and called him a poor loser, told him this is why is wife left him and he’ll probably die alone”
the waitress was being a b-tch all night so i gave her a 50% spite tip to make her know i’m better than her and that she is nothing compared to me
Read Also:
- opti
short for optispark distributor, used in gm’s lt1 engine “yo dawg, you got that opti out yet?” the most horrible and perverse s-xual act imaginable. let us just say it involves scat, teabagging, listerine and certain things going into person’s mouth and eye ball. yo dawg, you wanna go opti out? its what you tell […]
- Otispunkemeyer
1. brand of a m-ffin. 2. nickname for a dog named otis. 1. mmmm…that otisp-nkemeyer m-ffin was good! 2. otisp-nkeyer…you’re a handsome devil!
- OS wars
silly little battles started by script-kiddies and is always started by: micro$0ft sukz 4eva, linux is s0oo0o0 much better, oh yeah apple users are loserzzz. then someone comes on with knowledge of computers: actually if windows is so bad, how come its the most popular of them all. look people, in the past i have […]
- outie
bellyb-tton that pokes out like a kn-b… (yuckie!) a p-ssy with protruding inner libs, an opposite of “innie” p-ssy. dude, my girlfriend jane, shes got a lovely meaty outie. 1) abbreviated form of “i am out of here”. used as adjective describing the condition in which you are in. 2) term used to describe someones […]
- overplant
an overplant is one or more plants positioned without enough sp-ce to grow to maturity the oak tree was overplanted under utility wires