Spitegasm
1. represents the highest level of enjoyment due to the effects of a person you just spited.
2. after the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
george: you gonna eat the last bacon sandwich?
henry: well i was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want… just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog’s will to live.
george: -chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.-
henry: -spitegasm!- … -starts eating sandwich.-
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