Spitorus
a v-g-n-l erruption caused by cl-toral stimulation, projecting gash lava in an unantic-p-ted direction.
man; “f-ck me i’m covered in f-nny batter”!
woman; “oh sorry, i have a bit of a spitorus”
man; “can i use the shower?”
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