Spitty kid
an old south northamptonshire label for the constantly flobbing prechavolithic species in their younger form.
these excessive phlegm producing, sports labelled (finmere faux)youths were normally found in herds at standard locations such as bus stops, war memorials and outside circle k.
they were renowned for taking immense pleasure in squirting spittle through their teeth with the characteristic high pitched noise that was not unlike the noise of a true rastafarian showing displeasure by sucking his teeth.
this generation were to be role models and some more than likely sp-wned the next and hideously more evolved? generation of the pond life scourge that has swept this once fine nation.
are those crickets i can hear, nope, my mistake its just a h–rd of spitty kids.
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