Spitzer’d


a. like punk’d. one who gets caught for doing hypocritical actions.
a. john, who is married, preaches that it’s immoral and considered cheating going to a strip club. john later gets caught by his friends with a wad of twenties and singles in his hand while getting a lap dance at the local “crazy horse”. john, you just got spitzer’d!

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