spizzle barf
what my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. it is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. now… go die in a poo swamp
why the f-ck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? and why isn’t there a mouth on my nard sack? d-mn that aunt jemima.
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