Spladoosh
a brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called sandy vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper v-g-n-. over the years, the cdc further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and ostrichcamels alike. the product’s advertising phrase soon became “splad–sh: for those sandpapery days!”
the cdc was pressured to create splad–sh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper v-g-n-s. in today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local walmart for bottles of splad–sh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
tanya: “i haven’t been able to fedelisk in days.”
ron: “all i hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ take some splad–sh or something.”
susan: “my problems hurt.”
dr. jackson: “i recommend splad–sh.”
susan: “but-”
dr. jackson: “i recommend splad–sh.”
the noise a really big rock makes when you throw it into water.
(guy throws rock into lake)
“splad–sh!”
to f-ck a girl underwater
dude me and my girlfriend are going to splad–sh on our hunnymoon!
when something is so hot it makes the coochie flood with juicy love fluids.
i saw that mike patton picture that jim sent me and splad–sh!
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