splagnificant


somethign that is simply too amazing for words that already exist.
mr angry face man: >:|
happy child: hi there!
mr angry face man: h-llo. >:| you’ve been messing around.
happy shild: that’s not true!
mr angry face man: shut your face. how are you?
happy child: i’m simply splagnificant, chum!

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