splank
use of funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank
star child iz gonna splank yo -ss silly
(n) a messy -j-c-l-t–n that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.
(v) to -j-c-l-t- in a way that is not pleasant or s-xy. to miss one’s intended target.
(n) while i was jacking the beanstalk (masterbating), i got splank all through my hair.
(v) oh my god, last night, george splanked in between my toes.
the divider used to separate groceries at the supermarket. ie, a separation plank.
yo, p-ss me that splank dude
the somewhat self-defeating act of having a w-nk and a spliff at the same time.
ed: hey man, you coming for a drink?
giles: nah man, i’m off for a splank.
the act of taking a bl–dy sh-t. (usually very messy)
“ben, you better shut up or i’ll splank on your face.”
a p-n-s being slammed
ooo the book splanked me!
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