splanket


a j-zz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it’s s-m-n deflective properties. used as an alternate target for -j-c-l-t–n on t-ts and neck.
“dont blow it on me! shoot it on the splanket! that’s what we bought the d-mn thing for!” – wife/significant other.

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