Splanus
an -n-s that has been ruptured, torn or in extreme cases mutilated.
results from -n-l penetration (see siima) where the encroaching object (often the p-n-s) has proven to be too colossol for the given -n-s.
conversely, the -n-s may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.
can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given -n-s cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.
originates from “split -n-s” despite new developments suggesting that “splattered -n-s” would be more appropriate.
again one must use one’s discretion.
bob: “mate me and jenny tried -n-l yesterday!”
jim: “serious?? how’d it go?”
bob: “was a bit awkward.. i gave her a spl-n-s”
luke: “had a mare on the sh-tter yesterday mate”
dan: “what was it too sloppy?”
luke: ” the opposite! it was m-ssive, i’ve got a f-cking spl-n-s!”
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