Splarch
splarch is a word to replace a noun in any given sentence. it was originally used in a sentence by the litwinovich and guinesso family. more than often, splarch is used to confuse elders and sound like a fairly grotesque word. one can use splarch to replace any noun whatsoever…cat, dog, faucet, dna, book, etc.
parent: hey, can you get me a bagel?
teen: is it in the splarch or the freezer?
kid: can i have a towel, i’m gonna jump in the splarch.
friend: hey, i just got the new google app!
friend 2: oh, come on! that app’s a peice of splarch. (as to replace “junk”)
person: he is such a splarch-gargler.
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