splash and dash

when you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the b-m.
borris: why were you late?
larry: sorry, i had to splash and dash
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this bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become so in tune with their body’s bowel movements that they know exactly when a “no-wipe needed” poo has occurred and they get up from p–ping without even a “prove-it wipe”. many have wanted to try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a “prove-it wipe”. this cl-ssy move was originated by grant habbershon, a young socialite from boston who spent 6 months perfecting the move by tweaking his diet and hydration status.
man, that terrance used to have such a hard time getting a date but after he perfected the splash and dash he has the confidence of a bradley pitt and the women just love him.
having a quick wee!
the term originated in formula 1 and or nascar where a car comes in for a minor fix – new tyres etc and takes on a small amount of fuel while this work is being done
dave was in a hurry so he nipped into the loo for a quick splash and dash.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.
person 1: hey, i totally splash and dashed janet the other day.
person 2: nice!
auto racing term for a form of gas-and-go pit stop. car is refuelled just enough to complete a race, but tires are not changed. normally occurs under green flag conditions and when limiting time in the pits is deemed more important than fresh rubber.
dale earnhardt, jr., does not have a enough sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. he will be coming in for a splash-and-dash with five laps remaining, says crew chief lance mcgrew.
the act of taking a hot cup of coffee, throwing its contents in the face of an unsuspecting individual, and then running away. useful for both purposes of revenge and comedy.
mark: that tw-t cheated on you?! what did you say?

chris: nothing really. i was really calm about it. we just went to starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down, i gave her the ol’ splash and dash!

mark: well played sir.

chris: wanna get some chipotle?

mark: certainly.
when you really have to take a p–p but you don’t have anytime to go to the bathroom. examples: (when you have to go to work, when you’re getting chased by the cops and you really have to drop a load.)
jim: i was late for work the other day and i had to splash and dash!
tim: same here!
when a woman allows a male to hit it (have s-x) and never calls back.. similar to rip and dip but in this case the woman is the one dipping.
that b-tch splash and dashed my -ss.