splash damping


the act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.
person 1#
the bathroom at work was packed this morning! i even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embar-ssment!
person #2
wtf is splash damping
person #1
you know… you put tp on the water before you drop one?
person #2
that’s enough. why did i even ask.

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