splash vage
when a female h-m-sapien has a cl-ster of genitals that achieve an unprecedented moisture level so as to erupt a stream of discharge of such uncanny force and magnitude, that the likes of mt vesuvius and niagara falls are envious.
i am not hesitant to strongly recommend the the laying down of no less than 40 shammies if you decide to infiltrate jessica on your couch, floor or bed. that girl is blessed with a perfect body, but f-ck it can and will get messy if her splash vage involuntarily decides to erupt! stick with the shower.
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