Splashpack
tierd of water splashing all up in your -ss when your taking a dumb? well, a splashpack solves this problem.
just take a few layers of tp and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. this way the tp will take the hit when the sh-t hits the water. and boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your r-ct-m.
my splashpack broke the other day, and i got all wet… :s
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