Splass


a splinter in the -ss,usually done while moving from a sitting position on wood or wood-like materials. a spl-ss is very irritating and will hurt if rubbed against.
me:today i was trying to scootch over on the bleachers during gym and in the process, i got a spl-ss!
them:a what?!
me:a splinter in my -ss!!!
1 more definition
when you are taking a sh-t and the water from the toilet splashes your -sshole, it is a spl-ss. most common used is past tense: spl-ssed
“d-mn it, i just spl-ssed myself in that public bathroom!”

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