Splat Burns


dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named mattycakes, and wojo. runs some dank miles
splat burns: ownage duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
mc: yeahhhhhh
splat: get the box duuuuude

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