Splatch


patch of hair located above the p-n-s or v-g-n- but below the stomach. it becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.
dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like f-ck!
patch of hair located directly above the p-n-s.
man,that is one hairy splatch!
noun and verb: the sound that sh-t makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.
(1) the us soccer team “splatched” on thursday at the world cup match against ghana; (2) if you don’t wear a smart suit to your job interview, you’ll probably “splatch”.
to splash, speckle, or sprinkle.
it’s going to splatch all over him!

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