splatter cannon


when your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your b-tthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!
after a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!

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