splatter fiction
really violent horror made famous by scott sigler
teacher: i want you to write a 500 word persuasive text.
puipl 1(to another pupil): g-d d-mn -rs- hole. why cant we write some splatter fiction.
pupil 2: sigler for ever!
teacher: detention
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