splayed
so drunk that you can’t do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides
homie drunk too much and splayed right in the middle of the living room.
to open a p-ssy for s-x
she splayed her p-ssy with her fingers
for a female to spread her legs to welcome a s-xual advance. short for “displayed”.
janet was splayed and ready for s-x.
most gruesome murder of all.
“the man was splayed from the atomic bomb.”
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