spleen


the internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the sh-t beat out of them.
“oh g-d, my spleen! it hurts! it hurts!”

“my spleen has ruptured!”
an internal organ of the human body on the left side.
it’s job is to destroy old red blood cells.
my spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, right now.
an internal organ most widely known for “cleaning sh-t and stuff”.
“every kitty needs their spleen.”
1)when one has nothing to say except complain about something – the spleen.
2)when something hurts.
3)a word that can be used when referring to almost anythung. like that of meh.
1)-groan- ooowwww………my spleen!
2)my spleen hurts, well something hurts,…it must be my spleen.
3)person1: whats her name again?
person2: ah, spleen!
a wet spermy fart, quite common amongst gay fellows after -n-l s-x.
“excuse me darling, i don’t think i will be able to join you at lunch time, i’ve just spleened myself, so i need to go home and change my underpants”.

dean had a spleen in his pants so he was walking like john wayne wearing cricket pads
a nickname for any video game from the time splitters sires.
dude, we should go over to rosie’s house and play some spleen.
another word for spliff in limited use in the east midlands, uk.
“can i av next uns on that spleen yof”

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