spleese
short for sneeze please.
meaning when you need to sneeze and just cant.
dude 1: omg i just cant sneeze!!
dude 2: omg i totally know!!!
really cool all knowing dude 3: guys u just spleesed!!!
dude 1 & 2: omfgzzzzzzzz!!
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- splerk
the act of ruining someones life or being a fool by acting like ones self. can be used to describe lameness or annoyingness. melody just splerked on herself! there’s splerk everywhere! he’s going to spend weeks cleaning up all of this splerk. ssspleeerrk!!
- hiah
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- spluge girl
a female that has a large amount of s-x with many various male partners that ejacualte into the females v-g-n-. a super sl-t. man you dont need to mess with that girl ashley, she is a spluge girl. your d-ck will be burning the next morning.
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