spleurf
a simple word that means ‘i hope you suck a toaster in the sp-ce and get electricuted and blown up to mars where you’re kidnapped by a transformer and forced to do naughty things such as…loitering.”
steph-yah, i had ur guts
gabby-…spleurf!
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