Spliced


alternative term for being married (shropshire origin?) originating from the act of splicing two bits of film together.
“hey helen, when are getting spliced?”
“um…i’m working on him!”
severly f-cked up on multiple drugs. term taken from the outkast cd, aquemini.
man i drank some liqour and smoked a blunt. i’m spliced!
this word, contrary to more common knowledge, does not mean to fuse. but in actuality, it means nothing. it is undefined, much like 0 over 0 (%). but furthermore, anyone with half a brain can realize what such a word means. look at examples below.
“splice it the f-ck up”
“i am so spliced”
“spliced % undefined”

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